UK Lottery Winner!
National Lottery Promo Office
Tel; +44-701-115-1309
Fax: +44-7006-062-478
Ref LSUK/2031/8161/05
Dear Winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the final announcement of Our On-line
Promo Programme held on wednesday 1st of April 2009.The draw was done
electronically with several email addresses provided to this office by
webmail providers to enhance the utilization of the internet.Your email
address attached to Reference Number UK/2031/8161/05 was picked as one
of the ten winning email addresses. This has qualified you to claim the
total cash prize Of 590,983 Pounds Sterling in cash.
To file for your claims and due remittance of funds contact Mr. Willams
Brown with the following details:
Name;.................
Age;..................
Address;..............
Occupation; ...........
Telephone;.............
via Email;williamsbrown.uknl13@live.com
**Note: All replies and queries or questions concerning your claims
should be sent to Mr. Williams Brown.
Congratulations once more and from all members and staff of this
program.
Sir. Earl Spencer
On-line Co-ordinato
Dear Mr Williams Brown:
Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I am currently unemployed and am running out of money and your email came just when I was about to call it quits. You may have saved my life. Unfortunately, I am unable to accept your gift. I am homeless and do not have an address or a phone. I am using the computer of a friend to reply. I cannot send you the information requested. Would it be possible for you to just mail me cash, preferably in US currency, to my friend's house? Surely, if you all are so excited that I've won, you would be thrilled to grant me this small request. The address is as follows:
Ms. Flat Outbroke
5555 Miserables Lane
New York, NY 22222
Again, thank you so much and I can't thank you enough!
A Winner
P.S. Please pass on my thanks to Earl too!



10 Yeehahs!:
LOL. That's a little too close to home....
I had to come back and read this again. I'm a BLONDE ya know!! Okay, I get it now. :)
Cute...and would be MY luck! Fun post!
Too funny! I get these stinkin' emails ALL the time...they drive me crazy...I wish I knew how to redirect all of my SPAM to their address, I'd do it.
Hey, if you get your winnings maybe you should invite all of us to your place for a big BBQ!
:)
Hey! When you get your cash, can I borrow a few thousand??? I promise to pay it back...no, for reals, I will!
ha ha ha, love it. And let me know if they reply to you!!!!
You are so funny.
Big grin! They'll try anything won't they?
Hmm. I like the idea of redirecting all my spam to their email address ... when y'all get it figured out, let me know?
Well, DANG...I won that very same one! I know what I'd LIKE to do with their spammy emails!!....and that includes the ones from Nigeria too. HA!
Yeehaaa! Right on the money. Spam sucks! I
Hope you are doing okay. I think of you often and have not heard from you for awhile.
Hugs
Patti
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