Off The Top...
1. Hanging participle relate in any way to a dangling umbilical cord......unattached? You can see where my mind was.
2. We should go to Palestine and attack Hamas from the other side...as in squished in the middle.
3. Why is there always a huge SUV parked on the corner of 2nd & Main, where I have to turn?
4. David is in charge all week because the Director is in Alabama for training. Does he know his Mama NEEDS to hear how his day went?
5. There was a total asshole in 10A-04 today. Life in prison for you, dickhead.
6. Do you people know the meaning of "merge" when getting on expressway. Do Not Come To A Complete Stop, Please.
7. All my friends came back from holidays to see me this evening: Wolf Blitzer, Chris Matthews, Brian Williams, Campbell Brown, Bill O'Reilly, Jack Cafferty. I'm pathetic.
8. A friend at work has a blog. He shared his address and couldn't understand why I wouldn't reciprocate. You'll tell the world, but not me? You're not spreading my stuff around the jail. No way.
9. Amish kids don't ever leave home, do they?
10. It's 8:00. Are the new shows ever coming on? Where the hell is 24?




11 Yeehahs!:
LOL. I was thrilled to see Diane Sawyer this morning! Love this post. Has David called yet??? I need to know how the day was, too!
Great post!!! I'm liking the blue layout...it seems like everyone is shaking up their blog with the new year!
~AirmanMom returning to her blog...
I like this layout for your blog? I am going to steal your old one! :-)
I am so glad that the shows are coming back on!!
What shows? My Direct TV is out until Wednesday,,,,I'm going to miss the Price is Right tomorrow!!!GASP!!!
Pretty entertaining thoughts going on inside your noggin there Lady.
I think there's some kind of Amish thing about the kids being able to leave home for a year or two at the age of 16 or 18 or something. Then go back if they decide it's what they want. But don't quote me on that. I'm guessing you don't get many Amish where you work. :)
An addition to #6 What part of YIELD don't you understand?
That is one thing that burns me up, second to...it is right turn on red AFTER STOP!
and another favorite of mine....
isn't that a new vehicle? does it come with freaking turn signals? WELL.....USE THEM!!!
Hope this adds to your day....
I think you migh be losing your mind...And I LOVE IT!!
Fun post!!
Hallie
I had to chuckle at some of the thoughts off the top of your head...then I had to agree with them!
I hope you have heard from David.
I feel like Mr. Potato Head today!
Kimmy
Funny, funny. Sounds as you still need that goat! (or a dog!) Take care and catch me on IM one night!
99% of the people driving cars should have their licenses pulled. Or they should have to take an intensive 6 week driving course. I'm just sayin'.
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